NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
this just has baby written all over it
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's official drugs can't kill me
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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