Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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