Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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