ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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