come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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