I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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