The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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