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it hurts more in the daytime
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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