Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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