I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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