THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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