you would pick up someone in the library
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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