YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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