I skipped work to stalk him.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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