4 words: hood of his car
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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