Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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