yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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