In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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