I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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