How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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