hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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