I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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