Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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