I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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