Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just google imaged poop.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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