Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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