I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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