He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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