I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
This is my gift to your gina
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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