oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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