Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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