you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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