Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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