so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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