Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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