My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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