I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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