I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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