It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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