I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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