Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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