Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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