i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just had sex on a roof
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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