Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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