Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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