i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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