They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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