"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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