Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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