Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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