have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it hurts more in the daytime
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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