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(414): View more from Wisconsin

But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

(803): View more from South Carolina

dude its may

(843): View more from South Carolina

Work with me here, man.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.

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(206): View more from Washington

But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.

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(214): View more from Texas

I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary

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(707): View more from California

How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?

(1-707): View more from California

At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain

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