i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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