u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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