there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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