you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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