I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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