I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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