The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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