Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
she peed on how many people?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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