i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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